Clone High Quotes

“It can’t be true. But then again, it rhymed. So it must be.” – Abe

Gandhi: “No, no, it’s ‘Saaaaaaaay whaaaaaaaaaaaat?’”
George Washington Carver: “Say what?”
Gandhi: “Saaaaaaaaaay whaaaaaaaaaaaat?”
George Washington Carver: “Say what?”

“Unacceptable!? Did you see the pool? They flipped the bitch!” – Scudworth

“Be quiet, someone’s trying to bang Catherine the Great over here. Or should I say Catherine the SO-SO?” – JFK

Abe: “Joan, how could you lie to me?”
Joan: “Abe, try to understand, I…”
Abe: “Oh, I understand. You sold us all a bill of goods, and those goods turned out to be bad. Then you sold me up the river.”
Joan: “That may be, but I sent you up that river with my heart as a paddle!”
Abe: “But you took that paddle, and smacked me in the face, and I wear my heart on my sleeve, so when I wiped my face, I got heart all over it.”